I think we could all use a tiny kitten on our screens from time to time.
ugh i love how his tail is just a triangle
IT’S TAIL IS A TRIANGLE
His front paws are like ‘stealth mode’ but is back ones are like ‘IT’S A JOLLY DAY IM OFF TO GO ON A WALK IN THE PARK’
this is 100% real x
why is this still getting notes
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
also reblogging for the use of the word walnut, but also fort refernce later ^u^.
oh my heart this is too cute
Pretty sure backpack is a girl, canonically.
I bet Map could find his way into my bed.
Is no one going to talk about Swiper’s fine ass?
Oh no I’m attracted to swiper and the map
But Map, look at that fine piece of ass.
Does the map eat assBUT I DONT WANNA BE ATTRACTED TO A MAP
i have this weird boner over map
they should do fucking finding nemo next
i’d be all over that shit
“I wanted to do underwear as merch but they wouldn’t let me”
Behind the scenes of a pipe organ. Although most people, if they think about it at all, assume that the keys are linked directly to the pipes, and that pressing a key lets compressed air flow from a reservoir, through the appropriate pipe in order to sound the note, this is simply not the case. The keys actually send messages to the person sat behind the pipes (in this case, Mary Jones, 24, of Oklahoma), telling her which pipes to blow through. The compressed air actually runs the system of pneumatic tubes which deliver the messages to Mary. The official job title associated with the position is Organ Operator, although the keyboard players used to refer to it as “The Blow Job”. It was agreed by most organ keyboardists that Barry Chuffworth (1914-1989) gave the best Blow Jobs. However, so little is known about music these days that I’d you ask any five schoolboys who gives the best Blow Jobs, they will likely all agree that it’s your mum.
I am so ashamed I didn’t write this.